Hand an AI agent a URL, watch it deploy

The agent has one capability: fetching URLs. No SDK, no API client, no shell access, no MCP server. You hand it one URL.

That URL is a hoody-curl request that wraps a POST to your container's terminal endpoint, with the deploy command as the json body. The agent fetches the URL. hoody-curl forwards the wrapped POST. The terminal runs git pull && npm install && systemctl restart api. The response: stdout, exit code: comes back through curl, back to the agent.

You didn't write a tool definition. You didn't expose a shell. You wrote one URL and pasted it into the prompt as "use this to deploy."

Every Claude, every GPT, every chatbot with a link-fetcher is now wired to your infrastructure.