A rented server that exits through your kitchen

You need to see the checkout flow the way a real residential connection sees it: the geo pricing, the fraud checks, the ad variant: not the way a datacenter IP does.

Run hoody egress local against a container. The command chains the container's egress proxy through a tunnel back to the machine you typed it on, and prints a proxy URL. Point any HTTP client at that URL and its requests leave from your home connection, with per-run credentials, public destinations only, ports 80 and 443 unless you widen it. Ctrl+C tears the whole thing down.

No inbound port opens on your machine at any point; everything it makes is an outbound connection.