Replay this morning's webhooks at the same time tomorrow

You're load-testing a webhook handler. You captured 30 minutes of real Stripe traffic to a JSONL file on a hoody-files URL. You want to replay it against staging at 9am every weekday for a week.

One cron entry, schedule 0 9 * * 1-5, expires next Saturday. The command curls a hoody-exec script that streams the JSONL through a POST loop to staging. Same volume, same payload shape, same time-of-day pressure as production sees.

Real traffic isn't a load-test fixture you have to fabricate anymore. You captured it once; you ride that waveform into staging on a schedule, and the schedule erases itself when the experiment is done.

Production traffic, recorded once, replayed on a schedule.